Prayers to every The Voice Kids France contestant:
The Angélina Creed:
I believe in Angélina, the blessed almighty, creator of Junior Eurovision France and earth
I believe in Angélina, the holy son of Albanedanse
Who was conceived by the power of Patrick Fiori
Born from the family of dance teachers
Suffered under the pontius contest
Was hammered, died, and lost to Roksana
She descended to Belarus
On the third day she came back and became famous later
She ascended into the holy land, and seated at the right hand of the Gu'Live
From there she will come again and judge the contestants and the fans of France
I believe in the Angélina
The holy Angélina synagogues
The communion of French child singers
The forgiveness of the juries
The resurrection of sending the french singers to JESC
And Angélina everlasting
amen
Prayer to Carla Lazzari:
Hail Carla Full of Alors The awards are with you Blessed art thou among us And blessed art the bim bam toi
Holy Carla, Sister of all French female singers pray for us performers, now until the hour of our voting.
Amen
Prayer to Lou Jean:
Glory be to the Lou and of the- wait i ran out of ideas
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