Happy Thanksgiving!

Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers
Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table

There's a platypus controlling him, what?
Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!
Like corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
My teacher is a panda

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
Yeah we've all got platypus controlling us