Tom gets a winning smile

I sense an entity staring deeply into my soul

3:00 AM, switch on every light and go to the sink.
if you see nothing in that sink, you're safe
if you see an eye staring right back at you,
run

that’s a boring demonic ritual, here’s a good on I’ve heard online:

At 3:00 am sharp, woke yourself from thee slumber
Activate every single item found in your house,
Go to the kitchen or bathroom sink, any which you prefer and begin the ritual.
Squat and defecate in the sink while LOUDLY chant ‘Amogus’ 69 times.
It must be loud to summon it or it would not be heard.
Once performed, you would be greeted by a loud stomp, and see the creature who people called
‘YO MAMA’
it would spank your ass 420 times and knock you out to relocate you to another location
Once you woke up, you would be inside what’s called an
ORPHANAGE.
you have sacrificed yourself for the demon, and trapped in there for 69420 years…