Your politics bore me Tricky

blobie: hi tricky

I don't immediately attack him, but do prepare a weapon in case things do awry

???:Hey hey hey-No need to fight-

Oh yeah. Anyways, where's this Doc fella?

Tricky:Inside,most likely.Also,be carful not to touch any of his machines,some might be capable of vaporizing an entire skyscraper.

*enters building* Hello? Is someone named "Doc" in here? I don't want to hurt you, I just want to ask you some questions.

Doc:Oh,hello,I didn't expect anyone to actually show up here and already know who I am.

A certain..... thing told me who you are. They said you know where Hank is, which works for me. I woke up here today, and now I'm trying to find out what happened to this town, and I think Hank might help

Doc:Oh,Hank's probably at a bar,it's either that or annoying the AAHW,but what happened to this place is mainly Project Nexus.

What's Project Nexus?

Oh,that's a very long story,but it aimed to merge our reality with the other place,thankfully we stopped it,that could've caused the end of reality,and while talking about nexus,I need to tell you about Gestalt.

Gestalt?

Gestalt,the giant monster that we weren't able to destroy for a long while,and by giant I mean Giant.

Hey, you two! Do you know where I can find Hank?!

Sanford(Obviously shouting,because helicopter):He's either at a bar,or at Doc's place,random person!
Tricky:(he just face palms into his mask)

Ok! I just want to find him so I can figure out why this place has devolved into madness

Tricky:He's probably not the only reason,but whatever- anyways,Doc is Hank's third friend,and I know exactly where he is,probably only because of the nexus.

Well, could you take me to him? Even if Hank isn't the sole reason, it's still a lead

Tricky:Sure,I hope you've had Atleast a tiny bit of experience with teleportation,because that's another thing I can do,by the way.

Nope, I've never been teleported before, at least to my knowledge

Tricky:Well,I hope you're ready,cause this is going to be very disorienting.(He teleports both of you to a very abandoned looking place,with boarded up windows)And here we are,don't worry about why it looks abandoned,it's just part of the disguise factor for this place!

Why does this place need a disguise factor?

Tricky:Did you forget that Hank's technically an outlaw cause the AAHW?

What did he do?

Tricky:He killed the sheriff,but I don't remember why.

Who's the sheriff

He was my previous employer,before I became this zombie clown god-Wait,I forgot to mention that-well anyways,I was hired to kill him,he ended up killing me,got resurrected by gods,of which is surprisingly common,sheriff ended up dead still.

What did Hank do to have people want him dead so bad? Also, are you gonna try and eat my brains or anything?

Tricky:I honestly don't know why people want him dead so bad,and secondly,you wouldn't wanna know how many times people have asked me that,but no.

Take me to this Hank fella. I want to see if maybe I can find out why so many people want him dead.

Tricky:It's not that simple,I usually wait to find out where he is while he's in the middle of a massacre,I go there,we both end up killing eachother a few times over,and eventually we both end up very battered,and Hank flees.I've even seen him get hit hard enough to splatter someone,and that doesn't even leave much of a dent in him.

Tricky:I guess-
(Out of nowhere a helicopter flys by,and several dead bodies,each bleeding yellow,splat onto the ground)
Tricky:And that's Sanford and Deimos,with their helicopter. Two of Hank's Three friends.Yeah,this is pretty normal,for me Atleast.Oh,and those dead people are either engineers or soldats.

Wow. Well, maybe we should wait for a bit, and you can take me with you next time he shows up.

I put down the weapon and ask them who they are and what they are doing

???The name's Tricky,and I saw that you were passed out here,so I just waited here until you got up.

Well, nice to meet you, Tricky? Speaking of which, where the heck are we?

Tricky:Nevada.

This is Nevada?!?! Why is it so...... red?

Tricky:It's a long story,but to put it simply,Improbility drives.

Improbability drives?

Tricky:I don't really know how they work,but one of them is literally a halo,and I have a portable one,that allows me to do some wacky things,like revive people,drop buildings,and become a giant flame monster.

What the heck? Are you the king of this place or something?

Tricky:Nah,I'm just a mercenary.The closest thing to a "king" is The Auditor.

Oh no

Who's the Auditor

Tricky:He's my current employer,and he runs an agency known as the AAHW.

Is he evil or.......

Tricky:Probably,but I don't really care,there's quite alot of evil people here.

This doesn't seem like a nice place to live

Tricky:I mean,whenever people aren't massacring each other,it's actually peaceful.

Why are people massacring each other?

Tricky:Mainly,Hank killing AAHW people for some reason,or some dead person returning as a literal god,or just because.

Who's Hank?

Tricky:He's the namesake of the AAHW,aka, Agency Against Hank Wimbleton.