we need recruiting officers and patroling officers

Patrolman like cops? I'm down for that. I'm on the stream enough to keep an eye out for criminals.

im terribly sorry but i was offline for thanksgiving break. are you still interested in joining the military?

Yes I am. What do I need to do?
Don't worry about being offline for Thanksgiving. Most of the stream was gone. You didn't miss much.

well, first off, if you join the trooper brothers then you are not just serving this stream. you are serving imgflip as a whole. if the trooper brothers are not the military next term, then your loyalties will still have to lie with the trooper brothers. are you sure you still want to become a trooper?

What do I have to do? What the initation?

well i just have to ask you a few questions.

and you should also know that you are signing up to be a trooper which means you are going to serve imgflip as a whole.

now how do you handle toxic people?

Toxic people? I'm a troll hunter, so I mess with em to piss em off. Better for them to go after me than bully some lil kids.

im in

im terribly sorry but i was offline for thanksgiving break. are you still interested in joining the military?

yup

tell me why you want to become a trooper.

also if you become a trooper your job does not end if the troopers are no longer IPs army. Troopers serve imgflip as a whole but we are the military for IP.

Oh ok then nvm

I will

im terribly sorry but i was offline for thanksgiving break. are you still interested in joining the military?

Yes

I’ll do it

how extroverted are you? and how well do you work with other people?

I'm pretty extroverted, and work well with other people.

which position would you prefer, recruiting officer or patrol officer?

Patrol officer, please.

ok you are Trooper002. Your rank is corporal.

When asked to identify yourself, you are T002 Corporal Patrol Officer.

You don't have to, but it would be nice to add this to your tagline.

wait nvm your actually T102 but everything else stays the same

Ok. Any assignements?

no not currently. need more troopers to start patrols

Ima patrol LGBTQ for a while

negative. we need one more trooper before we can begin patrols. i am currently speaking with two new recruits that may become troopers. you will be informed when you can start a patrol.

k

Ah shit
There’s boutta be a civil war there.

K. Any streams to patrol?

im terribly sorry but i was offline for thanksgiving break. are you still interested in joining the military?

Ye

ok just so you know if you want to join the army that means becoming a trooper who not only serves imgflip presidents stream, but serves imgflip as a whole.

now tell me about yourself and why want to be a trooper

My name is Confusion, I'm good at espionage and raiding, and I want to serve imgflip.

elaborate more on your talents and abilities

I fooled this stream for a month will the Waldo business. I took control of imgflipcommies, and newimgflip commies, and participated in the raid on r/banvideogames.

what is your opinion of mods deleting comments. global and sitewide

If the comments were that bad, they are within their rights.

how do you handle toxic people and criticism?

Make fun of them for being dumbasses.

Cab I join as a captain? Also can people in the government join?

anyone can join, i dont know about recruiting you today, but ill look into it, i wont be back online until monday, so we can talk more then

Ok

Niko, part of recruiting has a thorough profile check where i can and will question anything i see. now can you explain that image i just saw.

Why are you looking at those images? how does Experience from other streams matter? Why can't you look at images that are IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS related? If you have experience from this stream and is a good member maybe you should judge that.

I look at your past images from any stream so that i can judge what kind of person you are.

If you can't handle me looking through your images then maybe you aren't what i'm looking for in a Trooper.

Nobody on msmg can take a joke. Like you

Yeah you're not really what I'm looking for. You're just not Trooper material.

Ok

i am going to make this very clear. explain the censored image i saw. so far your profile is looking pretty good, but if you cant explain that image, then that lowers your chances of joining.

It was just a joke bro. Nobody body on msmg can take a joke. Jeez