Alex:*wakes up* oooh I fell down de hole
*gets up and walks through door*
(Alex noticed a leaf on the ground)
alex:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *crumbles the leaf to death*
leafy:*insert wario screaming here* *he dies lol*
Alex: oh wait it was alive( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Leafy:*respawns* HOI DERE IM LEAFY, LEAFY DA LEAF
Alex:OH MAH GAWD LEAFY FROM BFDI
leafy:not that one I’m the underrated one that literally nobody cares about
Alex: oh yeah that one
Leafy: anyway your new here arent ya?
Alex:yes
Leafy: now starting tutorial.exe
Alex: :o
leafy:see that? That’s your soul the very coultimation of your being!
Alex: woah
Leafy:now move your soul
Alex:okie
Leafy:SLIDE TO THE LEFT
Alex:*does it*
leafy:SLIDE TO THE RIGHT
Alex:*does it*
leafy:CRISS CROSS
alex:*does it*
leafy:CRISS CROSS
Alex:*does it*
Leafy:cha cha real smooth
Alex:*cha Chas real smooth*
Leafy: now I would make you turn it up but I’m on a schedule and just wasted about 10 seconds of your life so let’s just skip to the part where I give you love
Alex: wait what-
leafy:HERE HAVE SOME OF MY SPECIL SNOWFLAKES
Alex:WAIT NO I DONT WANNA BE THE NEXT MARIO THE MEMER*dodges all of the snowflakes*
Leafy:please have them each snowflake has 9999 kromer inside of them
Alex:really!? *touches snowflake and gets yeeted across the room*
Leafy: you fool
Alex:ಠ_ಠ
Leafy:in this world, it’s YEET or be YEETED
(Snowflakes surround Alex)
Leafy: D I E
Alex:* ゴゴゴゴ* uno reverse card
Leafy:CRAP *dies again don’t worry he’ll respawn soon*
I’m too lazy to do the rest of this lol so part 2 of episode 1 coming soon but for now I guess I can just let in the part of ria meeting alex
*ria walks in*
Alex:a
Ria:hello my child did a flower just touch you?
Alex:yes *yeeted ria through the next door and yeeted himself in too*
