WaffleChan temp

that's better than falling into a sink and being stuck there for 10 minutes

I agree
I have first hand experience of doing this

no shite lad lol

5th grade me was an idiot
I put my hand underneath the part of a Rocking chair that makes it rock

Long story short my hand bled a lot

lmfaoo ok i get ur an idiot but h o w

Step 1. I put my finger tip near it
2. Yank the rocking part towards my finger

Ok now it sounds like u did it deliberately. But i never put my hand under a f**king r o c k i n g c h a i r so i wouldn't know.
funny story tho.

I did do it deliberately
At the time I didn't think it would hurt and bleed so much

damn yeah 5th grade u was a total prat.

*source: Corpse

how does one fall into a sink?

I sat on it and fell backwards trying to get up

idfk ask the other Drizzy

My mind won't let me forget the time I got stuck in someone's yard for 5 minutes cause my hands were too numb for me to climb their fence