sleeping squidward

fun fact of the day: i am probably the only canadian in the world who says "zee" instead of "zed

Don't put yourself down. You should turn it around. It's American English that pronounces it 'zee'. Other Englishes pronounce it 'zed'. Of course, lots of people are influenced by watching Sesame Street as a child (including the Canadian in one of these comments!)
Damn you Kermit the Frog!