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Megan: huh.. why do i always come across abandoned army vehicles instead of spooky things?-

*The tank remains silent*

Megan: eh, more picture content i guess- -she pulls out her instant camera and snaps a picture-

*A hatch on the side opens up and a kid covered in oil and gunk pops his head out* flick: what the

Megan: woah wait- a kid?- -she puts the picture and camera away-

Flick: oh hello *You hear someone yell "what's going on out there?"

Megan: -hears the yelling- ?-

Flick: *Yells back* there's someone out hear

Megan: -casually yells "hello" to wherever the other voice came from-

Flick: do you need a ride my commander won't mind

*You hop in the tank and see a crew of six they look like they have been thought hell covered in oil and gunk*

Megan: oh! sure! i just need to get back to the nearest town, its not very far-

KV-2: WOW! I FOUNDINGS ZE EASTER EGG AGAIN!

*He presses the help button signal*

KV-2: LOOK! IT'Z ZE EASTER EGG

Wolfgang: oh f***
*runs behind trees
(Why are there MK Vs in the woods?)

(it's an alternate universe) *The tank remains silent*

Wolfgang: idk who this is but
Wolfgang: shoots a bang gun

*one of the tank turrets turn towards you*

Wolfgang: o good. They are not friendly, throws a c4

*The C4 misses and the tank drives off*

Wolfgang: threw. stays behind the tree

Hans would get flashbacks.

(This is in an alternate universe) *The tank remains silent* (And please use the -> * <- to make it less confusing)

Hans: HEY!

*A door opens on the side* Flick: what!

Hans: It's cold as hell out here and we have no food.
* Ivan would try and warm himself up *

Flick: let me check with my commander

* Hans would whistle an old tune *

Flick: alright he said you can come in

* Hans and Ivan would jump in *

*they see a crew of six they look like they have been thought hell covered in oil and gunk*

Hans: Hallo.
Ivan would grab a juicebox and sip from it

Sherman: poor thing just left to rust *vibing to bad wolves zombie *

Kath: you got us lost...again
Shoko: hey! Don't be a pessemist!

*They find the tank behind a massive bush*

Shoko: Woah. A tank! I wanna get in!
Kath: Shoko, let's just leave-
Shoko: *runs towards tank*

*The tank remains silent*

Shoko: *climbs on it* I'm gonna be the star player!
Kath: this isn't call of duty...
Shoko: is now!

*You hear explosions off in the distance* Mack: They still shelling caliber. Flick: sounds like it

Shoko: LET ME BLOW THEM UP

Drain: where going nowhere near that place will be shelled into oblivion

Kath: this isn't COD, it's serious

Drain: anyway where almost there

Shoko: thank goodness

Drain: yup. Flick: Sir have you seen that place its hell on earth. Drain: I have I'm sorry to say

Kath: Hehe, where isn't?

Fields: *He lifts his mask up a bit* caliber key is by the old "Two sides" battlefield that place is more haunted than anywhere else and all the boys know it

Shoko: wh-what?
Kath: that's my sorta place

*A kid covered in oil and gunk opens the hatch on the top* Flick: what are you two doing?

Shoko: aaah!
Kath: told you

*You hear someone yell "What's going on out there?"* Flick: there are people out here

Shoko: who are youuuu?
Kath: just get down, Shoko

Flick: there is Lockheed.
Drain: perfect. Feilds take us to the town of Lockheed.
Feilds: *Muffled talking*

Shoko: this is awesome...

mack: who are these two? Drain: none of your business mack if these two need help will give it to them

Shoko: thanks...
Kath: I'm Kath and this is Shoko

Flick: really, well if you two need a ride we might be able to help

Shoko: yes! Let's blow up the bad guys!

Drain: don't try and talk to him he's not gonna take his mask off. Flick: *Gives him the finger*

Kath: acts just like my father
Shoko: daddy issues
Kath: SHUT UP

Flick: alright let me check with my commander first

Kath: you're so chaotic

Mack: *Snickers* Drain: alright calm down

Shoko: until next time
Kath: yeah, yeah

Flick: he said you two can hop in just try not to touch anything

Shoko: ooooooooh
*They climb in*

Flick: this is the crew Larry: (He's a pigeon) *Coo's*

Kath: nice to meet you all

Flick: call me flick anyway what are you two doing here?

Shoko: uhm, well-
Kath: he got us lost

Archy: larry you gotta stop molting everywhere. Larry: *Pecks*

Shoko: how long does you think until all hell breaks loose?
Kath: Hmmm, 2 minutes?

*they see a crew of six they look like they have been thought hell covered in oil and gunk*

Shoko: depressing...
Kath: I like it.

Flick: yup. Fields: *muffled talking*

Kath: hu?

Archy: nice to meet you. Drain: do you two need a ride to the nearest town? Mack: the closest town is caliber key that just got flattened by artillery

Shoko: any... civilization that isn't destroyed?

Drain: hopefully not. Mack: *Holding a shell in his lap*

Kath: why we're all of you here anyway?

Drain: yeeeaaa let's just say we went off course. Feilds: *Muffled "ALL BECAUSE OF YOU"* Drain: I f**king heard that

Shoko: triggering more daddy issues?
Kath: you're lucky I'm your adoptive brother or I'd be taking your kneecaps