Testing out my favorite suggestions of songs someone suggested with an rp!

Hans: COME AT ME, I’M A WAR CRIMINAL!
Ivan would watch from the distance while sipping an unhealthy ammount of juice

Noob: Uh... what?

Hans would sing Erika at the top of his lungs

Noob: wrong song-

Hans: Wait, we’re singing something else?
He’d grab his microphone

Noob: no #### sherlock

Hans: OK JUST START THE SONG, I’M LOOSING PATIENCE

*the song Bloxin' starts*

Hans would scream some random things in German during the song

Noob: ...

Ivan: he’s just like that.

Noob: he's not alright

Hans: Ok, next song, please?

*builder starts, it's easy but blocks keep falling*

Hans: WE'RE GETTING BOMBED!
He'd continue to sing through his turn

Noob: those are blocks-

ivan: just, go along with it

Noob: aight then.

Hans: WHEN IST THIS THING GOING TO STOP?
He'd be visibly tired

Noob: when you let me finish my turn.

Hans: Oh.
He'd take a deep breath and wipe some sweat off his forehead

Noob: *can finally finish turn and the song ends*

Hans: That was intense.

Noob: That was my easiest song.

Hans: WHAT

Noob: If you didn't scream, it wouldn't be so hard.

Guest: Your on!

Noob: Alright, let's go!
*bloxin' starts*
https://youtu.be/B8h5TCfMn6Q

*Guest does a british hat let out thing. well yknow, how british people greet each other.*

Guest: ...

Erik: *fades away*
Shedletsky: *salute

Guest: /e shrug

David: *slaps guest*

Guest: I just shrug for confusion.

David: ok

*Slaps back*

Guest: In fact you are stupid for adding these types of updates nobody asked for.

Erik: *reappears* I swear to f**king God if you guys start more chaos, I'm going to go f**king insane

*David gets kicked out of the game*

*he tries to rejoin the game but the button is disabled*

Guest: /e wave

David: People could hack and get away with it, guests can't be banned

*slap*

Guest: In fact you are very stupid as usual. Why can't you just enable a feature when guests can get banned when they do bad things or even hack?

*someone slaps a pie into Erik's face*
*you feel something bad is about to happen...*

Guest: ....

David: blame shedletky

*slap again*

Guest: You sure? I don't believe you. plus,

*slap*

Guest: Why did you remove the Guest feature huh?

David: *claps a cymbal in guests ears*

*starts talking great knowledge about guests that he didn't know*

David: They can just rejoin as a new guest dumbass *slap*

*slapping intensifies*

Noob 15 meters away from them: *eating popcorn*

David: *ban*

*doesnt get banned*

https://youtu.be/-vJ0NMOH2vA

David: ratio

Guest: Press this link. it's a strategy on how to make peaceful roblox.

*he clicks the link but turned into a rickroll*

*FC*

Guest: I even beaten my most hardest song. That's proof on how I won.

Noob: Wow! You are good! *insert happy*

Guest: May I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgsNG_TnOpI

Noob: Oki!

*He starts talking while singing*

Guest: You seem like a normal person. Good lads Eh?

*then he continues singing*

Noob: Have you heard of the crossroads? *continues singing*

Erik: *bans every single f**king troll*

Guest: Wonder why the blocks fall. *continues singing*

Noob: *drops a time bomb to launch self up*

(I did saw your song. it tord extended thingy.)

Guest: Are you oka-

*A ban hammer slashes at him. forcing him and gets knocked down by the building*

???: Mission accomplished.

Noob: ...I need to call the one thing I don't dare to call *calls the dev*
Game Dev: W h a t

Blue guest: Excuse me that's just an item you found on roblox clickbait videos. that's not real bro.

(definitely not real.)

*suddenly a bunch of guests appear floating. but they are the spirits of the guests that got banned. their eyes seem to be red and they have the same jacket, clothes, and hat. just like Guest*

Guest: Heh heh heh heh.... Idiots... you didn't know something about me....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l61okuUYNRY

Noob: *eating corn*

Guest: I played other games like scary mansion and rocket arena and other stuff.

Noob: *gets blown up*

Guest's POV: Oh god.. I forgot about the ban thing.... *sigh* maybe reasoning with him will work.

Guest: A ban? Oh. a slender joined this server for no reason and bullied us two. so I just called out my friend Admin G and banned him. check my friend out. he's an admin :DD

Erik: *facepalm* DAVID, ARE YOU HIRING RANDOM PEOPLE TO BE AN ADMIN?
David (roblox owner): NO

*Guest invlovles Noob in the massacre. infects noob into a guest and starts to float.*

(noob is still in his normal mind but he just turned into a guest.)

Noob: AAAAAAA-
The Admins: ...yeah um.. you like my hammer?

Guest: But why?

David: Dont look at me. Look at the moderation team.
The Moderation Team: what

Guest: HOW DARE YOU-

*Guest bans the stitchface face from roblox*

Guest: I know your weakness. NOW DIE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSkNHxff4aA

Slender: ez

*Guest Kicks MSE6 out of the map for being "annoying"*

Guest: You know some of us are alive. We aren't just some normal players who wanna test roblox. We are also Alive people! Look how many of us got banned!

Builderman: 0.
Admin: Shi- he got a point there.
*suddenly a new portal opens*

Guest: Why would you delete the dev forums? Guest infection has just released in roblox.

David: *sweating*
Erik: The guest what?

Guest: Oh. an admin. What's he doing here?

Admin: *starts building some random things, but unanchored so the things fall if not attached*

*the song stops*

Guest: .....

Noob: *falls to death but respawns*
Noob: I feel like I'm being terminated some how- *starts glitching out*
https://youtu.be/xIXAdrBFCq8

Guest: Well yes but I never played it. *continues singing*

(you look at the timer and the end of the song is near)

Noob: I remember the crossroads. *slight tear*

Guest: B A N T H E S T I T C H F A C E N O W

Erik: Tell David to do it, I can only ban people because I'm dead.
David: f**k nah

*A black admin joins the server. it's just guest disguised as an admin*

Admin G: Good morning lads. wait a sec... HEY! SLENDERS ARE BAD PEOPLE!

*Admin G takes the ban hammer and leaves the server without anything.*

(if u try to check Admin G's profile it will say he has an admin badge.)

Erik (If I say erik, it's erik cassel): What the f**k was that?

*Guest manages to stop the song*

Guest: AAAAAAAAAAAAA *the screen turns whiter and whiter until it becomes bright. then it turns dark. you get teleported to another game called happy house. you look around and the sky is filled with codes and numbers that appear to be red.*

Guest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2xjFo3eic0

Noob: *is tied to a chair* !!!!!
The Admins: There's only one way out for guests that means.

Guest: When I pkayed that game I was lonely. I was only the one in the server. the year was 2012 when I started

Noob: 2012? The crossroads were popular before that time.

*right after erik joins everything turns normal. the sky is blue, it's just lil guesty, and the slender is banned by Admin G*

Guest: /e wave

Erik: Haha, and I thought roblox was brought to ruins when I died.

Guest: Wait really? Wait. Lemme check my date..... September 31 2008. Oh. Sorry lads. I forgot.

Erik: We do a little trolling *bans the slenders*

*Guest secretly forces it away accidentally to the building with his power*

Guest's POV: I wonder how he got that bomb.

*continues singing*

Noob: *gets yeeted off the map*

*an explosion happens. then guest turns out. ??? looks back and gets kicked out of the server*

Mod note: Don't come near me ever again.

Guest: *heavy breathing*

Game Dev: *gltichy af*
Admin (the banned admin): *watching from behind the wall*
erik.cassel (the co-owner of roblox who is d e a d): *watching from the heavens*

Guest: I continued playing it again in 2015 but to no avail. I was the only one in the server

Noob: I played the crossroads in 2015 to 2016! It was the only game I played

Guest: If there is only one way to help you I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzL_toaUuxU

(When I put down a song but you ignore it)

Noob: *glitchy af*

Bacons: That's what you deserve for bullying!!

Noobs: Now roblox will be peaceful :D

*pro players just destroy the bacons by shooting at them in the game*

Spong: I am here *kills all tryhards and pros that are toxic&

Guest: Hey. Let's go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ra8wbdDzfo

*some blocks keep occasionally falling*

Guest: Now what thing are you gonna do with that portal over there?

*a slender falls out* HAHA
*insert the secret song, Mic Up*
https://youtu.be/R3RqOC1pzyU

Guest: what does this button do- wait I can communicate this whole time? nevermind. and hello. nice avatar. did u buy those for tix?

*Noob is still there normally but his memory is wiped out. what he only remembers is seeing Guest enter the server*

Erik: Yeah.
Noob: Huh? Where am I?
Erik: Why is the noob not knowing anything?

Guest: It was not interesting because there was nothing but me. no players were there.

*the song ends*

Noob: Really? The crossroads were the biggest thing!

Guest: Ah. he's just a starter :D

Erik: I can check the logs of the game.

Guest: I can sense them again.... Just like that horrible day... the removal... No... this cannot be possible I killed them all....

*the song beat drop is coming, you can see all the banned admins and dead ones coming together*

*the bomb explodes on the building*

*The song starts to slow down as bad things happen*

Guest: .....

Noob: *tries to sword lunge back*

Guest: David. Ban the stitchface. or people will insult others.

David: *blocks the stitchface from roblox*

*FC*

Guest: Don't disturb us. We're talking here.

(how did he get so much strong keys and other stuff)

*He kicks out the slender and removes the portal from existence.*

(Merging mods)

Slender: *casually teleports back* you asked for it noob

https://youtu.be/8fFm4PfbV7k

Guest: Wait wha-

Erik: And i gotta go. Well, see you guys maybe never.
https://youtu.be/Q_wwXFQfux8

Guest: Vangaurdian leviosa! *the ground turns red*

(JK JK JK)

Guest: Wait a sec.. how did you get tied to a chair?

*he unties you with his powers*

Noob: *can't speak*
Builderman: Ayo don't look at me. Look at MSE6.
MSE6: HEY!

Guest: Hey. I thought we were gonna rap battle.

Noob: Oh yeah!
*a roblox admin joins*

Guest: Well you see Admin G was always in the roblox cooperation. since roblox started hiring admins, he was the one.

David: In admin update logs it says Admin G was made an Admin today.

*evil disappears*

people: *insert happy talking here*

Builderman: AYO CALM DOWN RED, YOU CALM THE F- *gets blown up by red*

Slenders in another game: Haha noo- wait a sec... where is my face?

some other slender: I lost mine too!

Slender: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

David: l

(they don't have any weakness. but the ban hammer. DONT TELL ME THE SLENDER HAS IT OR-)

Blue Guest: Right back at ya buckaroo!!

*thousands of spikes rise up upon the slender, then gets spawnkilled*

Slender: :God :ff alright I am gonna kill you *pulls out ban hammer*
(Insert the jack song with the guests getting their health drained by ban hammer)
https://youtu.be/GOY0nGruyts

*Guest enables the chat button*

Guest: Dumb admins.... Why do you want us to be removed? What is the cost? Why was this given to us?

MSE6: Oh I just hate you guys.
Builderman: We are removing guests because people can just become you guys and do whatever they want with no punishment. Noobs have no reason, i guess

Guest: Hey! Also, Why not ban the stitchface? It's their greatest weakness.

Erik: There's no slender, so people who wear stitchface but aren't slenders cant have wasted their money on a face

Guest: I joined in 2005.

Erik: stop lying bro
David: Guests didn't exist in 2005

Guest: I can't do it anymore.....

*an explosion happens. so dramatic and loud that you get spawnkilled 5 times. the color of the explosion seems red. very red.. the explosion stops*

Gues: .....

*suddenly the beat drop hits and all the admins are singing together*

Guest: Then check out the dev forums. he was always there since 2012.

(atleast that's true. because Guest changed Admin G's date in the dev forum from he just joined today, into 2012)

David: I removed the forums-
Erik: You did WHAT

Guest: I need backup.

2 Guests: You say what?

Guest: Prepare for your worst nightmare.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpmaPcSdrdY

*after song*
Slender: alright I'm gonna kill you
(Are the guests weakness jacks?)

Guest: Guest infection. The game. It was released by a bacon. he created my favorite game in roblox. guest infection. I've been waiting for somebody to make a game about me.

Erik: Wait, it says noob joined 15 years ago.

*Guest changes the log into normal stuff. nothing has happened*

Guest: Yeah.

(well he did that before erik cassel could check the logs)

Erik: *checks logs* Alright...
Logs: Noob join, Guest 1379 join, prostitution3 join, prostitution3 ban, erik.cassel join

Guest: Wait what?

Noob: ouch *respawns&

Guest: lol