Gold temp

nice

Thanks Blooky Game :D

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Oh ok

Also awesome shit

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

Ty

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage

Finna pull a Parappa and repeat everything you say

Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage

Lmao

Welcome to the Internet!
Put your cares aside
Here’s a tip for straining pasta, here’s a 9 year old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other

Welcome to the Internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!
We've got a million different ways to engage!

Welcome to the Internet!
Put your cares aside
Here’s a tip for straining pasta, here’s a 9 year old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other

Welcome to the Internet! Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his naughty area (school Chromebook I ain't gonna chance it)
They're grainy and offputting, he just sent you more
Don't act surprised you know you like it you bad girl

See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a zoomer find a tumor in your—
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never f**k you; here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Can I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell
Circa '99
This was catalogs
And travel blogs
A chatroom or two
We set our sights and we set our nights waiting...
For you
You
Insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad, You were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now look at you
You, you, unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now, your insides out
Honey look how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time

imo the only temps that beat my production quality are ones that belong to you and the doki doki ones