Woofla: *boss music* That’s. My. Shoe.

Tricky: *Gives the shoe back* We're sorry, we just found it on the floor.
Hank: Yeah.
Sanford: Yep.
Deimos: Yes.
Auditor: Yeah.

Woofla: *smiles* Well okay. One moment, where's your worst enemy?

Hank: I literally stopped killing off Nevada and Tricky and I made a truce.

Woofla: Kk but who would the whole group's worst enemy be?
Not expecting Auqa at all lmbo)))

Tricky: None of us don't have any enemies anymore.
Auditor, pointing at Deimos, Hank and Sanford: I called the agency off of them after Tricky showed me proof Hank stopped with mass genocide.

Woofla: Well okay. *Walks over to cute boy wearing hoodie* THIS IS FOR LYING YOU MUFFINING IDIOTIC HEARTBREAKER! *thwacks with shoe with much strength*

Hank: Holy shit

Woofla: F*** yeah

Tricky: Why are you so furious-

Woofla: he was a buttface who pretended to love me

Chris: whose shoe do it be

Hank: We have no idea.
Tricky: who is the shoes owner

Grunt: Hey why are you guys staring at a shoe?

Tricky: We found it on the floor and attached it to chains.
Hank: We're trying to figure out who's shoe it is.

Grunt: Well it seems to be a size 10 so it has to be an adult

Kath: *beats my friend with it*

Hank: AYO THE FU-
Tricky: HOLY SHIT
Deimos: WHAT THE HELL
Sanford: AYO CALM DOWN
Auditor: I honestly am shocked but don't know what to say.

Shoko: aaah, Kath! Stop!
Kath: this is for my damn soba!!!

Tricky: Should we uhh- leave?
Hank: Idk.

Kath: Of course not!
Shoko: I'll buy more soba!
Kath: really?
Shoko: yes!
Kath: love youuu *stops beating him*

Kath: *innocent smiles*

Auditor: who owns the shoe??

Tricky: One time you read homosexual as homophobic and said it's against God because he sees us all as equal.
Hank: Holy shit.
Deimos: Wtf Auditor?
Sanford: He's blind alright.

(Oml i might take a while to think of something)

(Why tho)

(There is no defence it’s a fact)

Auditor: It was dark when I opened my computer, alright?

Tricky: LMAO
Hank: PFFT-
Deimos: Every bodies suddenly laughing and I'm confused.
Sanford: LOL

Auditor: FOR GOD’S SAKE I’M CALLING THE AGENCY SOON.

The whole squad goes silent and stares at Auditor in fear
Hank is slowly backing away, then he runs away
Deimos and Sanford call 2BDammed to pick them up
Tricky dives into the ground and leaves

Auditor: that’s what I thought.

2BDammed picks Deimos and Sanford up, then they leave
Auditor is now alone

Auditor: oh.

Maybe scaring them like that was a little TOO far

Auditor: maybe that’s why I wasn’t known until consterantion..

Auditor: Now don’t take things out of context, okay??

Hank: Idk.
Tricky: Me too.
Deimos: Me three.
Sanford: Me four.

Auditor: Higher powers?
(Do NOT look at my discord)

(Why?)
Tricky: I'm pretty sure the higher powers are invisible to us.

(Or my profile)
Auditor: what about clothing? Anyone who watches MHA would know what I mean

(WHY NOT)
Tricky: Good point.

(Definitely not being a protogen for 48hrs)
Auditor: hmm

(I already saw the image, R.I.P)
Hank: Enough chit chat, let's get back to the point.

Auditor: Well what IS the point? It’s a giant shoe, are we gonna find a little old lady, Hank?”

Hank: Are you blind? It's the size of a normal foot.

Auditor: Blind?? I’m the only person here other than tricky with difinitive eyes you absolute meathead.

*Silence*

Auditor sits sadly

Still silence

*smoll cri*
*no big, smoll*

Nobody is there, just Auditor and the shoe

Auditor kicks the shoe and lays down crying

Gonna sleep