Kromer

I am a [wanted man] in over 6 [counties] for numerous counts of [insert laughter] TAX EVASION AND FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!

SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON

Hey Kris, you [little sponge] you gotta help me! The [FBI] is raiding my house because I have [1997 Kromer]. If you want to save your [old pal] Spamton, all you gotta do is send me your mom's [credit card number], including the 3 [wacky[ digits on the back!

I B O O P THE SNOOT

You would probably break his nose

I know

*gasp* YOU WANT TO BREAK SPAMTON'S NOSE?!

No... I want to be A B I G S H O T

HAIL SPAMTON HAIL SPAMTON

Besides...you don't have to do a hard boople you can do a soft one...put I would prick my finger so if I do I would lick the blood of it

Do you want to be a [B I G S H O T]

Yes, yes I do

And yes I like vamps