RITTENHOUSE IS INNOCENT ON ALL CHARGES, THIS WILL DAMAGE THE DEMOCRAT'S FUTURE; EVEN MORE BREAKING NEWS, RITTENHOUSE HAS BEEN ACQUITTED, THIS WILL HELP THE REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE. DEMOCRATS:; B-B-BUT R-R-RITTENH-H-OUSE PROBABLY CHEATED THE SYSTEM; THIS JUST IN, AFTER THE RITTENHOUSE ACQUITTAL, JOE BIDEN IS UNDER GENERAL ANESTHESIA, THE DEMOCRATS SAY HE'S GETTING A COLONOSCOPY, WHY IS HE GETTING A COLONOSCOPY? WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE YET; ALL OF THEM: HE PROBABLY KEPT CRAPPING HIS PANTS TOO MUCH DURING MEETINGS
