its fun pissing off Emily's

No, Emily's pronouns are fire truck number 6375281

hAi mY nAmE iS EMiLy aND i iDeNtiFY as TeSLa m0dEL S aNd pHySICaLLy hUmaN

howdy y'all, i am Josh. my pronouns are he/him, and as you can see i am a 2006 chevy silverado 3500HD

which one sounds better:
truck that acts human
human that acts like [insert Euro trash or wannabe JDM]

Hi my name's Kenny and as you can see I'm the forgotten American muscle. The Maverick.

Definitely not the JDM or euro bs. Idk why people like ricers and JDM, they're just overloaded and wannabe souped up lawnmowers being honest lmao.

my gf next to me, she's a 2018 GMC Yukon XL Denali. ngl Hanna is a beautiful a name for a SUV.

bit shy but her 5.3 V8 gas guzzler can't make noise like my turbo 6.6 diesel V8, what would ya expect anyways

(meme is literally me)

I don't have a gf but if I did she'd be slower then me and have atleast 351ci

lol 5.3 chevy is like 325

the 6.6 diesel is somewhere around 403

Ah ok lmao

"duramax is so large, you must take front grille, radiator, intercooler, and bumper off"

sounds like a big block to me

Yeah

1st chevy big block was the 396, then the 400 small block

400 had higher displacement (6.5 not 6.4) but was built different from it's big block cousins. basically the little brother

then a 402 which has the same 6.6 displacement of duramax, but it was big block 396 with 30-over pistons.

your grandpa's 69 camaro may look like a 396 powered one, but its a 402

My grandpa never had a Camaro but lmao

my car knowledge is quite wide, but i'm still not the smartest

Mine is wide but i know more about Fords and my dad still ha many things to teach me despite already teaching me mechanics, automotives, plumbing, engineering, fabrication, welding, carpentry, wood work, wood craft, bicycle repairs (tought myself a lot of that myself to by taking them apart) and many more things

ik mostly chevy

i was too young to remember my dad's and sister's ford trucks

My dad was ford ever since the first Camaro he had kept making him walk. I can't remember all of the story but i can tell you what I do remember him saying.

He had a badass souped up Camaro that'd run 11s in the 1/4 back in the day, whenever he'd take it out something bad would happen. He broke a timing chain once, the next day broke the steering linkage and over he following weeks he blew a tire, the motor started smoking like crazy and it had oil, water in the radiator and antifreeze. Blew the motor later on randomly and sold it and he said never again would he ever get a Chevy.

I probably missed a few things but there was a LIST of things that went wrong within 2 months. And when I say list i mean a LIST like not a few things a lot of things. His brother (my uncle) can confirm cause he had to go get the car everytime my dad walked home back then

what is it with chevy and ford

in my family, fords are why everyone has a chevy

for other families like yours, its the exact opposite

Yep lmao all of takes is for something to go wrong and it changes things. My dad was a Ford and Chevy guy until that Camaro and he had a few other Chevy's that blew up or something after or before that Camaro