iTs CaUsE yOu AlWaYs On ThAt DaMn PhOnE!1!!11!!111

Happens to me all the time, but computer

The perfect time to start a chain.

no.

also mom playing candy crush for 5 hours straight

Also mom invading our privacy by looking through our phone

very true

Oh, I guess I shouldn’t have eaten it

Same thing but on video games of why i'am mad on some things

Happens to me every single DAY!!!

also they say "you will become blind:

i sometimes think they are an idiot she says u dont sleep coz of phone u get bad dreams coz of phone

My mom blames EVERYTHING on my iphone. "You failing in school? Its cause you always on that phone!" "Oh you hungry? That damn phone!" "Your stomach hurts? Always on that phone!"

Me : Oh so how do know? , Then what taught on that Facebook then? Did it teach you stupidity, or did it taught to have 15 IQ, (grabs shotgun) now buy me the Medicine.

That would be the argument

And then mom would be like "Money dosen't grow on trees you little crap!" like she rules the world.

Or when they say "food doesnt grow on trees u litlle turdtard" yes it does. Its called fruit.

Me to mom : Well then what are stupidity made of you son a bitch-ass motherf**ker

And then mom would be like "Husband! Go pass me the Super Powered Belt!"

Dad doesn't give it for a reason
1. He's tired of giving his a whooping because he's actually crying
2 Mom is cheating on another person

And then your gonna say “You’re Mad!!” And then mom would be like “MAD?!?! I’m not mad, I’m DISSAPOINTED!”

Me Бабушка Get the Калашникова

Grandmom to mom: STFU before I make you a groundhog and it’s by putting you six feet in this ground!

Опа!

Mom explain how the f**k my phone gives me cancer

And explain how the school caught on fire because of me using my phone at home

Why do parents aspecaily mothers blame averything on phones

idk