“Choose a new password”
Potato
“Sorry, password must contain at least 8 characters”
Boiled potato
“Sorry, password must contain at least one number”
1 boiled potato
“Sorry, password cannot contain spaces”
50f**kingboiledpotatoes
“Sorry, password must contain at least one capital letter”
50F**KINGboiledpotatoes
“Sorry, capital letters cannot be consecutive”
iWillShove50F**kingBoiledPotatoesUpUrAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmeadiately
“Sorry, password cannot contain punctuation”
NowImSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50F**kingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmeadiately
“Sorry, you have tried too many times. Please try again later”