5.5, beat me to death with a stale baguette

11: scream in Spanish while slapping you for walking in on me doing math hw at 2am

*insert angry woman speaking spanish*

my spanish teacher who is chinese would be proud of me for beating a person to death.

lmaoooo

11.
force feed you bananas

OOOA-

11. Shove an umbrella up your ass and see how loud you scream (or moan)

: )

21. Be a dumbass and think ur related (IDK)

11: bruh moment