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Jacob: waht

*A mechanite series 2 assault mech notice you*

Jacob: ???

*the mechanite would be blown apart by a Russian attack helicopter

Jacob: :O

*a black shark helicopter would put a bright light on your OC,s*

Jacob: oh no * gets into car and starts driving *

* the chopper would fallow *

Jacob: * Shoots a mech, destroying it *

*a t-72 drives over its wreckage and looks at you*

Jacob: w h a t ?

*jets roar over head while the ground vehicles charge while somehow yelling URA!

Jacob: h

*The mechs actually look scared *

Jacob: xD

* a series 1 minding mech slams a large pice of concrete near your oc*

Jacob: * swerves out the way *

*the mech would get nailed by a ridiculous looking artillery tank *

Jacob: XD

*it attempts to chase you*

Jacob: * speeds up *

join the russian army

“OH GOD”

* a few jets streak over *

I put my hands over my head

* a small russian Ms-1 rolls up to you*

“AH!”

* the small tank jumps (figure-literally)

I look at it

The t-44: da

*it looks at spooked with a bigger tank now looking at you (the tank is a T-44)

“OH CRAP!” I put my hands over my face now

The t-44: we have no intention to harm you or any livening being that isn’t hostile to other living things on this planet.

“What? Really?”

The T-44: why do you hide from us?

“Cause I’m not trying to get turned into fish flakes right now!”

Marbilou (Mii):WE ARE DOOMED *scream*

*A mi-24 helicopter notices you*

Marbilou (Mii):*PANICK 100%*

The hind: BLYAT get moving the mechanites will leave nothing go!!

Marbilou (Inkling):O_O
Marbilou (Mii):*says please have mercy in Russian*

The hind: uggggg just get in *opens door to the troop bay*