POV: you see Blipu-blop hacking into one of your children, wdyd?

Hans: OI THAT’S MY MINI-SOLDIER!
He’d shoot at with a shotgun

Blipu-blop: *dodges the bullet*

Hans: Little f**ker, don’t touch my toys.

Blipu-blop: *bites their leg off*

Hans: GOD F**KING DAMN-
IVAN!
Ivan would run in with his magic bucket, and catch it in the buckdh

bucket *

Blipu-blop: *burns through the bucket with her acidic water powers and escapes*

Ivan: YOU’LL PAY FOR MY MAGIC BUCKET
He’d jump into his tank and chase after it

Blipu-blop: *hops into the tank and pushes Ivan out of it*

Ivan: GAH
He’d quickly get up and run after the tank

Blipu-blop: *runs him over*

Ivan would be turned into a flat version of himself
Hans: you f**king idiot.
He’d activate a few of the mini-soldiers with a remote, they would fire with explosive weapons

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

Blipu-blop: *places his paw under his neck fur to puff it up and walks away*

“YOU F**KING BASTARD!” I make an attempt in executing it

With a gun

Chris: *racks pistol with cleansing intent

Blipu-blop: *places his paw under his neck fur to puff it up and walks away*

Chris: *shoots at it*

Something about the title seems off, but also funny.

OMG this is the cutest oc ever

*guts animal and tears open ribcage, then sets the exposed organs on fire* "it ain't animal abuse if it's home defense"

Hacking into one of my... children?!?!

Hey. HEY

Bella: Get away from child or I will eat your knee caps!

Stickman Octoling summons huggy with a low pitched Minecraft villager noise

Spong: who the fuⅽk are you

(My OC doesn't have kids but I have an idea)

ketsu: what u doing

the heck is a blipu-blop

stfu
thats the name of my OC, not a species

got it...
crimsondawn: DIE SCUM*SHOOTS ARROW*

Blipu-blop: *dodges the arrow*

*pulls blade out* DIE