The Berlin Pact: part one.

Jacob: * in alley making wall art *

Hans and Ivan run up to the them
The bucket Ivan is carying is swinging from side to side and is spewing water everywhere

Jacob: What?

Hans: May I intrest you in a deal?
Ivan would sip from a juicebox

Jacob: Ummm, sure I guess?

He’d pull out something from a bucket
Hans: A tiger shark pup
Ivan: Da.

Jacob: What . . .

I detect c h a n g e d ))

Hans: So, take it or take it?
Ivan: That’s not how the rhyme goes-

Jacob: I guess? - mind: This looks familiar for some reason -

Hans: Okay!
He’d hand the bucket with the tiny creature in it to him

Jacob: BTW, where did you get this from?

Hans chuckles very nervously
Ivan: Oh, we just stole it from a pond, near a tall skyscraper.
Hans: SHUT SHUT SHUT

Jacob: Ummm . . . - mind: I work there - * Splashes the bucket on them and starts running away *

Hans: HEY!
Ivan: Into the tank, he’s onto us
A tank engine roar can be heard behind a corner

Jacob: * gets in a car and starts driving to the skyscraper *

Hans: IVAN AFTER HIM
The tank speeds behind him

Jacob: * arrives and runs into skyscraper * They need a keycard to get in

Hans: JUST BREAK THROUGH THE DOOR
The tank would bash itself into the door and break it open

is skyscraper lab right?

( yeah it is )
The tank blows a track
Hans: DAMN IT
Ivan would jump out holding his rifle

Jacob: * presses red alert button *

Jacob: um

Hans: GET BACK HERE
The door would close on him
DAMN IT
Ivan: Maybe we can take the vents?
They’d crawl into the cramped vents

Scientists and securtiy members were searching the whole lab

Hans: Hey, what’s that white thing infront of us?
oh god, IT’S GETTING CLOSER IVAN BACK UP
Ivan would start to crawl backwards, while Hans would panic

Jacob: Oh no, they escaped!!

A loud scream could be heard from the vents
OH GOD OH GOD IT’S GETTING NEAR ME

Jacob: * goes to the camera room *

The two would slide out of a vent, and run for their lives

Jacob: oh my, * he checks the cameras for activity *

A small goo would follow out from behind

what is on cameras?

( pure chaos )

you there? ))

Jacob: phew

Jacob: * runs outside *

tf2 soilder: (sees russian hat) COMMUNISTS (loads shotgun)

Ivan: GO***AMN IT
They’d jump into a nearby tank
Ivan: WHO’S THE WORLD SUPERPOWER NOW, BITCH?

tf2 soilder: (rocket jumps onto the tank and opens the hatchet) GUESS YOU BASTARD

Ivan: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Hans: Wait soldier! I can heal you!

tf2 soilder: why have you when i can have medic? but sure, waddya got?

Hans: I have the critskrieg

tf2 soilder; im fine... (looks inside and sees a bucket) BUT ILL TAKE THAT

Hans: okay den

tf2 soilder: what the hells inside this thing anyway?

The shovel just kinda.. goes through it

tf2 soilder: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KILL THIS THING

Hans: I uh. We didn't figure that out yet

Ivan would grab something out of it
Ivan: Heresy.

tf2 soilder: is that.... A FURRY (pulls out shovel and starts killing it)