The Berlin Pact: part one.

hey! what are you doing

They’d run up to the person
Hans: Hello!
Ivan: Privyet!

*does not understand ivan*
hi

Ivan would pull out something from a bucket
Hans:We would like to sell you a pet!

what kind?

Ivan: This kind.
Hans: A…uh.
He’d read something in a handbook

a cat?

Hans: A Tiger shark!
Ivan: You dumbass, you just read that out of a species handbook.
Hans: OH SHUT UP-

...*silence for a minute*sure

Hans: Okay, that’ll be about..
2 packs of rations.

how about...*gives 12 bars of gold*...have a good day

Hans: Okay!
He’d hand over the bucket, with the little thing in it

how'd you get this, I've never seen one before.*makes curious face*

Hans: A tower! Near the capital!
Ivan: He’s right.

what does it do

Hans: We uh, found it near a lab!
Ivan: Didn’t we break into on-
Hans: SHUT SHUT SHUT

what kind of lab, im not surprised that you'd have taken it

Hans: It uh, likes to make a tiny puddle.

EW!

Hans: Don’t worry!
Ivan: It doesn’t make a mess.

...*thinks for a sec* *mutters*well it does look cool...ILL TAKE IT

Hans: DEAL!
They’d run off

ima make this my rp pet

( nice, copy this image I guess )

just did

what does it do

“Uhhh”

Hans: Guten Tag, may we intrest you in something?
Ivan would casually sip from his juicebox

“Uh sure i guess”

Ivan would still sip from his juicebox
Hans: We would like to sell you a companion, a friend of sorts!

“Okay that’s fine with me”

Hans: Ivan get the thing!
Ivan would quickly react and have this in his hands.
Hans: A tiger shark!

I gasp with a surprised expression “OH MY GOD ITS A TIGER SHARK!!!” (I’m male btw)

Hans: Don’t worry, it’s a pup!
Ivan: Yeah, we stole it from a lab using a heavy tank-
Hans: SHUT UP IVAN

“...”

Hans: We uh…
Ivan: I just said that we stole it from a la-
Hans would cover Ivan’s mouth with a glove and slap him
Hans: NO WE DIDN’T!
He’s just uh..drunk again!

“Uh...okay. Is the tiger shark tamed or capable of killing?”

Hans: It’s capable of uh…infecting.
Ivan: It nearly got me!
He’d now magically have a lolipop in his mouth

“Woah woah woah woah did you just say, infecting?”

Hans: NO I DIDN’T!
It just..melts really quick whenever it wants to.

“Melts? What are you selling me?!”

Hans: We’re selling you a..
He’d read something from the handbook again
Ivan: Latex beast. Simple.

“...it is cute though...hmm” I think long and hard “okay how much do you want for it?”

Hans: 2 ration pieces!
Ivan: And a juicebox.

“Uhh ok I think I have some at home”

Hans: Oh well, we can wait.
Ivan: Sure can.

I sigh and get in my car. Time lapse, I come back “ok here” I hold my arms out

Hans: Thanks!
Ivan would grab the juicebox and sip from it

I look at the tiger shark

Hans: Enjoy it!
Ivan: Are you sure they will?
They’d then hop into a comically large trash can, that turns out to be a tank

“Uhhhh...okay” I grab the tiger shark and inspect it

It starts to slip out, it’s very slippery

“AAH!”

It makes a small puddle on the ground, and soon a small head pops out of it

“AAAH!” I jump back

It’s full body soon emerges, as it struggles to stand on 2 feet

I look at it with confusion and slight fear

Ivan would eat a lolipop, while also petting the thing

“I don’t know whether to feel scared or conercend”