ONCE A UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SQUIRREL NAMED DEE; DEE HAD VERY BIG NUTS, HE WOULD CARRY THEM IN A SACK WHERE THE NUTS WOULD ROLL AND CRASH! DEE HAD A FRIEND NAMED SARRAH, SHE WOULD LIKE TO PUT EVERONES NUTS IN HER MOUTH! SARRAH LOVED DEES BIG NUTS WERE SHE SOMETIMES PUT BOTH DEES BIG NUTS ON HER MOUTH; OH NO LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS KICKED DEES NUTS SO HARD ONE OF THEM BROKE! DEE SAID "HEY JERK! STOP THAT"
THE JERK SAID "IM SORRY IM JUST DRUNK"
"OK OFF YOU GO THEN!" AND THE JERK NEVER CAME BACK, THE END; AY YO WTF?
