"YOU? SAVIOR OF DUNE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE OFF WRITING 'HAIR-ACTING FOR TWEENS'?"; "HOW DARE YOU?! I AM PAUL! ANCHOR OF AN ENTIRE FRANCHISE! ASSUMING, OF COURSE, THAT WE DO WELL OVERSEAS!"; "LOOK, CHEEKBONES- YOU KNOW WHEN OSCAR ISAAC DIED, HALF THE AUDIENCE SAID, 'WAIT, THE REST OF THE MOVIE IS ABOUT THIS ZERO?'"; "I'M DOING MY BEST! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THOSE INSECT HELICOPTER THINGS HAVE MORE CHARISMA THAN ME!"; "WELL, YOU BETTER CHARM IT QUICK! JAVIER BARDEM BARELY STAYED AWAKE FOR THIS ONE AND STILL BLEW YOU OFF THE SCREEN! GOD HELP YOU IF HE ACTUALLY TRIES DURING THE NEXT ONE!"