Mine turtle's deposition

Do you swear to tell the truth?

No!😜😜😜😜😜

I'm not going to have you testify. You haven't posted enough to have anything to do with these terrorist attacks.

Should I delete the comment?

No you degenerate 😎😎😎

Not necessary. Knowing Richard, he'll confess to the whole thing just for kicks.

Lmao true that

Wrong comment nerd

Go drink more mustard there, probowler.

I'm not going to have him testify. Waste of time. Lol.

Lol exact what I want you to think djsjsjdjdj😎

hey man, long time no see

whats up wit you?

nothin much, just haven't seen you in a while

Due to your own statements, we already have more than enough evidence to convict you of terrorism and possession of illegal weapons of mass destruction.
Would you be interested in a plea bargain to avoid a lengthy prison sentence?

prision, thats it? but sure whatever

If you testify against the Sargeant and dispand your cult, I can get this bumped down to a lesser charge. You'll only face a minor 48 hour ban and a fine to cover court costs.

how about 24 hours... and i end all attacks on northern america

I'm going to need you to agree to testify against American Sargent and promise to cease all terrorist activity. You will also have to dispand your cult.

i cant do that for ya pal.

You realise I'll just use this interview, as a confession, in court if you don't plead out right?

Would you ne willing to testify against American Sargent?

.....yes....

If you are willing to testify, the court will go easy on you.

Are you incharge of the turtle cult?

yes

Did you order the attempted assassination of Sugas in her hotel room today?

nah, i was planning one hell of a way to blow her guts to bits :)

Why did your cult attempt to kill her, then?

my cult:no
posers: probably

They already bombed my country. I’m capturing sarge and jailing him on my soil

Keep him under lock and key.

Banned from my stream. Comment and posting for 48 hours

Do you possess an AR-10 with a scope?

i have a bunch of modified firearms, im sure i have an AR with a scope

What caliber?

30 caliber

The same .308 caliber that was used in the attempted assassination of the General...

hey, i wanna assasinate him, but my team doesnt have the guts,

What can you tell us about your turtle cult?

the turtle cult is a cult that believes in vengeance, long time ago when a man named tom created the first mine turtle, he got arrested and executed by the police in France, that single mine turtle built an army and swore vengeance on France, we only hunt descendant of those policemen, but some people get killed in the process

Where did your turtle cult get it's nuclear bomb? Did they buy it from someone?

no, we have a nuclear research team that makes all our bombs

How many bombs have you made?

so far, our research team has developed 2 warheads, and lots of C4s

What is your opinion of gnomes?

my grandma had gnomes, garden gnomes, i always played with them... i miss my granny though

What kind of garden gnomes?

the lovely blue ones with red hats

The one's with AR10s?

yeah, only 1 of them had an AR though, the rest usually bring silencer pistols,

Can you identify this man?