at this point, people make suicide announcements and we can't ever tell if they're being serious

so like half of the people on imgflip are suicidal, and like a fourth of the other half thinks it's funny when they attempt suicide, and while we try to help each other we don't have many people with actual training on this stuff, so it would be good to hire a few psychology experts to try and stop everyone from dying because dying is, well, bad.