American Sargent Deposition

You were captured by the trooper brothers while engaged in aiding and abetting a serial killer turtle.
Can you explain this behavior?

I was not aiding that turtle. It was false propaganda spread that was used while I was getting ready to leave for sussy island.

That's not what the trooper brothers are telling me...

Let me remind you the trooper brothers are behind this

Send me a link.

Why did you delete your half of the conversation?

would you like to know what he was saying?

Yes. The court would like the full version.

i dont have any proof of what i say is real, but i do remember that he said if i took sugas out of his custody, we would have a problem with the ppolice. he said if i took her away, he would start a war, so i allowed him to keep her in his custody but under my jurisdiction.

That does mesh with what others have said about the conversation, but may not hold up in a court of law. The judge won't allow 3rd hand information.

The teaaaaa

But he just commented what the convo was

Surly, I might add that general Daniels was the person he had the conversation with. If anyone has evidence of that conversation to stand in court it’s him.

He will have to testify, then.

Private information was shared

False

Any evidence?

No evidence but I witnessed the conversation

Then you cant use it

That's not factually correct.

Proof? Also May I use the restroom?

I have several witnesses.

funny how he deleted everything he said

He keeps making things worse for himself. He should just plead to lesser charges...

The Sargent is acting very suspicious...

Indeed

Do you swear to tell the truth?

The truth, The whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Ahha, getting around Sugas' mistakes.

Lmao

What is your opinion on gnomes?

No opinion. If they are behind the murder thats not good.

You've claimed you couldn't be responsible for any of these killings due to not having a sniper rifle in your possession. Yet the search warrant on your news van revealed a AR10 with a scope. How did this gun get there?

I do not recall. I request a lawyer when dealing with this question.

I recommend finding a lawyer or asking the court to assign you one. We will revisit these questions, as soon as you get a lawyer.

BOOM

IM NOT THE CUPID KILLER

Please stick to the questions.
This didn't happen.

Mine turtle killed him.

FOR THE LAST F**KING TIME USE MY CORRECT PRONOUNS IT ISNT THAT DIFFERS

*difficult

Mine turtle is in custody as well and couldn't have done this. It was likely the work of your turtle cult...

My turtle cult? I dont own a turtle cult I do own Green Party, Which is a political party that you should vote for.

Is the turtle cult run by you or mine Turtle?

How less of a charge tho?

I'm just going to get you on the escape attempt now. So the plea bargain is off the table.

But I’ve ,and Ed on this island imgflip.com/m/PornPolice

Pepe just got ya. You're done. Back in the slammer.

Mine turtle I would think, And on another note, May I use the restroom.

Will you testify against mine turtle in exchange for lesser charges?
The bathroom is just down the hall.

Look who posted the article

you have a partner in crime

No. I hate mine turtle. That son of a b*tch blew up my Pokémon cards next to the hotel