Daphne and Velma have a child and the child grows up on nothing but Twitter and BuzzFeed articles. The [spawn] adult woman [your oc] walks into a store and asks for a free [insert 1600$ item] because she's bi and depressed. The clerk tells her to f**k off and go back to california when she then starts screaming and throwing stuff and has to be arrested. When she is tried all she keeps saying in her defense is "you can't arrest me because that's sexist and homophobic you racists" and then gets found guilty and serves in jail for six years because of property destruction, faking an illness, disturbing the peace, assault, etc.
oh and I see how she had a massive birth defect [her arms are f**king twigs] so she got plastic surgery so now her arms connect to her torso like when a chunk of meat is hanging off of a chicken bone by a thread.
yee haw