“Welcome to Holy Airlines, I’ll be your captain for today.”

“Many people have gone missing when taking this flight, a few dead bodies that went on the plane have been found”

We're coming in for a crash

I have an idea - i'll make a route to antartica and call it "Heaven"
Because of that, you are going to hell, which is antartica, while still going to heaven
I think I have created a paradox

HUH!

when you go to flights and they tell you where to buy a noose

The woman got a nice cake though

just admit it. you searched it up and checked