spamton, i would love how some days he's trying to sell me things, other days he's trying to cheat me out of my money. i would become an expert salesman, as well as becoming insane and probably broke. still, it would be fun when every time i go anywhere he's selling something to someone
both of you better be prepared to
1: have many, many, many dishes to do from all the spahgetti
2: have to clean out the fridge daily because of all the spahgetti
3: go broke from all the spahgetti
4: pick up socks
5: accept that you have no privacy anymore due to sans
6: gaster blaster proof your walls