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nobody remembers how big my ego used to be lmao

let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that everybody was kung fu fighting, therefore we can conclude that those kicks were fast as lightning

Hypothetically speaking, let's say that everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Okay now that we have established this as fact, we can now logically conclude that their minds became fast as lightning. Great, we are all in agreement, so it is not a huge step to see that the future may be a little bit frightening.

SAME,

Ayeeee

Adventure time
Cmon grab your friends
We’ll travel to very distant lands
With Jake the dog and Finn the human
The fun will never end its adventure time