I HAVE TO POOP; I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT; I HAVE TO PINCH A LOAF; I HAVE TO UNHITCH A LOAD; I HAVE TO BUILD A LOG CABIN; I HAVE TO EAT BACKWARDS; I HAVE TO LOSE A FARTING CONTEST; I HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH TO A SEWER BASS; I HAVE TO LOSE 10 POUNDS IN ONE MINUTE; I HAVE TO TAKE THE BROWNS TO THE SUPER BOWL