Oh most gracious Lord, who died on the cross for our sins, we, your sheep, do pray earnestly for your blessing upon us. Please let school be cancelled on Monday so we can have a three day weekend and for our brothers, sisters, and xers who have non-religious schooling, more time to pray to ye. Let us pray the holy words you taught us.
Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day thy daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Evil.
Deliver us, oh Lord, from Satan's evil that is school, as we pray for everlasting life.
Amen.