This happened to me a few days ago.

ME: GETS KNIFE OUT OF KITCHEN DRAWER TO CUT CAKE; ALSO ME: USES FORK INSTEAD OF KNIFE; ME AGAIN: GOES TO PUT CLEAN KNIFE BACK IN DRAWER; MY MOM: NO! THAT KNIFE IS DIRTY YOU CAN’T PUT THAT BACK! ME: I DIDN’T USE IT THO; MY MOM: IT’S DIRTY; ME: 🙄