and my mom has a very large stash of lighters since she has to light candles on birthday cakes for her job as a server

a r s o n
oh wait nvm my gf lives upstairs with a frog, a fish, a giant dog, and a rabbit, and her smaller old dog was just put down

f r o g

the fish lives in the same tank as the frog
the frog is super old and has lost all feeling and care for anything so she just floats around, and occasionally goes up for air. The fish is one of those fish that sucks on everything as a food source, but they have to keep a close eye on him cos otherwise he sucks on the frog's ass and leaves a scar from sucking so hard
like, if we catch him doing that we have to reach our hand in the water and slap him

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you look like a healthier version of me

bro i'm literally overweight
i'll overeat for 6 months, then barely eat at all for the next six. and i haven't been to a medical professional in years

:0

but i have longer hair

you look like my lil bro if he had shorter hair

XD