WORD OF ADVICE: HAVE A ROAST BATTLE AGAINST YOUR CHILD WILL BE THE SMARTEST THING DO AS A PARENT ANYTIME THERE TALKING WILD AGAINST YOU JUST SAY "THAT'S WHAT I DID TO YOU'RE MOTHER" AND IT'LL BE LITERALLY VALID AND IF YOUR FEELING REALLY WILD EXPLAIN TO THEM WHY "YOU" LOOKED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AFTER GOING TO GET MILK 5 YEARS AGO.