Am I drunk again or do they look like dicks

They do

Oh thank god
I thought I ate another drunk grunt

OwO

Cwan I see youw biggy gummy daddy~ >w<

Yummy gummy biggy daddy~

>w<

Do you simp for me or some shit

>w<

*Pulls out shotgun*
*Loads it*
*Aims at self*

I'll see you in hell as a demon girl~ >w<

Uh- Shit-
Where is that creature I created while doing experiments-?

wat creature :0

Are experimenting to make yourself cuter for me!? 0///0

No, I'm doing scientific experiments ._.

:0

*Loud growl coming from the ground*
Oh, it's almost here to protect me from you.

Awe, cute ^^

Its look like a puppy

*This thing comes out of the ground and roars*
RISE! RISE MY GLORIOUS CREATION!

*It's giant*

Why do we started a roleplay-

I honestly have no idea.
N o w B e t t e r S t a r t R u n n i n g . . .

N o
t h a n k
y o u

I Lol