It's gonna be a longgggg flight

No amount of unsee juice will make me recover from this woody.

He's ascended and become the devil. It's already too late to stop him.

y̶̧͐ ̸̡̀o̵͓͂ ̶̜̋u̵̧̇ ̵̻̚'̸̌ͅ ̵̣̈́v̵̯͒ ̸̫͐e̴͎͊ ̴̝̕g̶͈̈́ ̶̝̀ȍ̶̘ ̶̳͋t̶͍̀ ̸̪̽a̴̬̓ ̸̤̈ḟ̷͔ ̴̟͒r̴̲̃ ̸͜͠i̷̼͑ ̸͙̐e̴͉͠ ̸̞͝n̶̻͑ ̶̚ͅd̵͉͑ ̵̻̉i̶̥͠ ̷̥̾n̷͙͘ ̷̬̓m̶͚̌ ̵͎͗e̷̢͆

"Bullets won't work, Buzz."

"Buzz... please don't do it to me, buzz! Remember the times we had?...
"...Woody..."
"NO, Please, bullets won't work, we're toys buzz! Pistols won't work!"
"You mean the pistol that's a lego?"
(more silence)
"Remember, you've got a friend in me, right? Buzz?"
"Not anymore. To infinity..."
"...and beyond."
(buzz pulls the trigger)

3 weeks later, Woody's grave was found empty. Occasionally, in the attic of Andy's house, some say you can hear him screaming. "FRIEND IN ME! FRIEND IN ME!" "THIS WAS ALL JUST A BIG MISTAKE" "OK, COME ON! YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?