I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mum is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls rotating
I saw my wrist I could go skating
Between thick thighs I’m suffocating
I have a huge f**king cock
I’m not inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I f**k bitches in school
‘cus you know I’m f**king cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don’t actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I give someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I’m dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me quagmire
No they don’t but atleast it rhymes
Ayyyyy!
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