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I thought that i would just magically turn into a woman when i was older
you heard that right
i invented transgenderism
it was probably from when old people said "when i was a boy" and thought they were women

What would happen if I put my hand on that blue flame? 5s later: AAAAAAAA

I thought that if i didn’t get off an escalator in time, it would eat me-
Thanks mom and dad, now that’s a dumb fear of mine as a 15 year old-

Haha

i’m always so cautious while riding escalators now

same

I thought that if you fall in your dream, your falling irl. I was like 6 or 7

I used to think that my Lps where alive and living things like in Toy Story, so whenever i would go to bed i would secretly wait for them to just form in the middle of the room and start talking or having a ritual or smth

Same, but with my hot wheel

I thought I was always being watched by someone or something

I didn't know employees existed and thought every company was run by just one person. I thought the people at the stores open 24 hours lived at the store and didn't sleep. I was like 5.

When i was 4 my ob told me that if i open the fridge and freezer at the same time they would explode
I believed that till i was 6

i watched toy story once and then search Syd up and I ended up thinking if I act like Syd I would become famous

I'm going to be honest with you but I thought in my closet lived a half transparent monkey stealing my clothes I never went near that closet because he scared me... Then I had a dream where there was this band that looked like your average disney style band and he ate them in one bite instrument and all.