IM BOREDA

Since you love astolfo, and have very horny feelings towards moxxie, what would happen if the two mixed?

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Oh god...

Recipe for (wonderful) disaster

Yup

That’d be a lot of cleaning up afterwards..if ye know what i mean *wink wink*

Stop being like that

._.

Its just who i am, bread

I mean my brain was auto pilot I thought the keyboard came up

And by the time I'd noticed I had already committed to it, subconsciously

I just accidentally flagged that

....how

Being on my phone and also being tired

Eh makes kinda sense

Yes

But still, you’d have to press the flag button, and then the confirmation button..

Why Astolfo

Because he's pink and pretty and kind hearted and fun and cute and thigh highs and I love him

OKAY CALM DOWN

And he's caring and he had cool weapons and his sword Is cool and he has good hair and he's cuddly and sweet

GEEZ

And his outfit is amazing, and his personality is so great, and he'd take care of me

I’m pretty sure Astolfo has a LOT of guys to choose from

And he can do magic and he's really cute and-

I think I'm about a quarter way done

By all means, finish here

So yeah, that's why