I have unlocked. The secrets of minecraft

YOU PLAY MINECRAFT FOR 1 DAY; YOUR BRAIN GAINS THE KNOWLEDGE OF CONCEPTS OF MINECRAFT IN 3 MONTHS; YOUR EVER EXPANDING MEAT THAT FITS IN YOUR PALM GROWS EVER EXPANDING AS YOU LEARN THE SECRETS AND THE EVER NEUROLOGICAL CONCEPTS OF MINECRAFT; YOUR BRAIN HAS NOW EVEOVLED TO THE LATE 2070 AND THE EVER-EXPANDING BRAIN MEAT HAS NOW LEARNED THE SECRETS OF MOJANG AND NOTCH, GAINING KNOLEDGE OF THE SECRETS OF THE UPDATE AND GAIN MOE TERRAIN KNOWLEDGE AND LEARN ALL THE SPEEDRUN AND BECOME A BETTER PLAYER THAN DREAM AND THE BRAIN HAS REACHED ITS LIMIT BUT YOU DECIDE TO BREAK HAT LIMIT AND HAVE BECOME THE SMARTEST HUMAN BEING IN HE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE BUT YOUR BRAIN STILL EVOLVES AND NOW YOUR PC HAS EVEOLVED INTO A SUPER PC MAKING YOU HAPPY BUT STILL WANT TO BE SMARTER SO YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A MINECRAFT STAR IN REAL LIFE NOW YOU HAVE UNLOCKED SUPERPOWERS CONGRATS