And here we go. New character

Me who just saw this because I accidentally refreshed the page: A h

Alwayzbread: *wipes the distance away, and brings the ship down*

Red: Oh-

Alwayzbread: get ready

Red: *loads UZIs*

*and two minutes later, its a shootout*

Red: *Shooting in ballistic*

GB: *laser spear*

Red: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH- *randomly shooting*

GB: almost, nice job dear

Red: No wonder all of my weapons are just about broken.

GB: you want a laser trident?
Alwayzbread: yeah we have those

Red: Interesting.

GB: red...you actually killed them all

Red: Wait, I literally killed all of them?

Duo: *hijacked the aircraft* let's go

Red: Wait what-

Alwayzbread: we go to space now

Red: A-

Alwayzbread: get in or I'll annihilate you

Red: O-O||| *gets in*

Alwayzbread: if we crash the main helm. Aka space base, we should halt all travel and as such, easily win
Duo: nice!
GB: so your just gonna crash it?
Alwayzbread: no!...I'm gonna crash it in style!!
GB: that's what I like to hear!

Red: OH GOD- *holds the last UZI he has left tightly*

Alwayzbread: welp, it's gonna be about a week

Red: Do we even have enough food to survive?

Alwayzbread: yes

Red: …okay.

Alwayzbread: anyway

Red: … *sigh*

GB: that's what I like to hear!

Red: Hell yeah.

GB: eheheh

Red: Heheheh…

GB: thanks darling

Red: Of course.

Alwayzbread: alright then..

Red: ...

Alwayzbread: ...I'm gonna go get my vodka

Red: Kay.

Hah

I am b o r e d

Hi bored

-.-

Lol

A n y w a y s

Yes

R p ?

Ok

Y e

Duo: hmmm

Red: … *walking*

Alwayzbread: don't worry about it

Red: Huh?

Alwayzbread: we'll make sure you don't lose a limb

Red: How? I’m literally a human.

GB: cause I'm your partner

Red: …true… but still. I’m only human…

GB: but your my human, and I'm not gonna let you get hurt

Red: …h-heh.

GB: and if you join, you can have me as a reward
Alwayzbread: augh

Red: Sounds fun dear.

GB: so will you?

Red: As long as I have you by my side.

Duo: oh hey red

Red: Heya Duo.

Duo: how's life?

Red: Eh. Not too bad. Just worried that I’ll be dragged into an inter dimensional war again.

Duo: speaking of which

Red: Uh oh-

Duo: we uh...kinda got into one of those

Red: Here we go again.

Duo: yeah, we could use your help

Red: Guess I have to. Hope I don’t lose my leg- oh crap each time I hope something-

*5 min later*

Red: *loads g u n*

*everyone is ready*

Red: Wait a minute, who are we fighting again?

Alwayzbread: oh here they are

Red: So do we go in now?

Alwayzbread: yeah

Red: Aight. *starts running*

Alwayzbread: *his hands glow pink*

Red: .-.

Duo: *charges the harpoon*

Red: *casually starts shooting*

Duo: *harpoon the small aircraft*
Alwayzbread: I got this

Red: Eh...?

Alwayzbread: the ailurophians

Red: …Aight.

Alwayzbread: ok now we gotta wait till they come to us

Red: Why though?

Alwayzbread: they'll over extend their lines... then we kill as many as we can

Red: Ah, smart.