Trez But Sorta insane

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the f**k up
listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the f**k is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
I don't care if it's free
swear on your f**king YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gon' record it?
ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the f**king SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the f**k do you want?
I'm the motherf**king MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherf**king gluten OUT THE BREAD
I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
I know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
f**k crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
Texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA
f**k all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida
I knew it

tf

CMV: If Catholics believe nuns are married to Christ, and bread is the body of Christ, nuns should be allowed to have sex with bread.
This assumes the bread is consecrated, as in the eucharist. As I see it, if Catholics believe that: Sex within marriage is allowed, but outside of marriage is sinful; Nuns are married to Christ; The eucharist transubstantiates into the literal body of Christ; then it follows that they should be able to have sex with said bread.
The only possible counterexample I can think of is that procreation is impossible via sex with bread, but, from some Googling, it appears that Catholics are still able to have sex within marriage after conception is no longer possible (i.e., post-menopause) as long as they do not actively try and prevent conception (source here). I can't imagine an objection based on non-monogamy given the inherent non-monogamy of all nuns being married to Christ.
Please change my view, this thought is haunting me.

Yea, guess you can say that

CMV: If Catholics believe nuns are married to Christ, and bread is the body of Christ, nuns should be allowed to have sex with bread.
This assumes the bread is consecrated, as in the eucharist. As I see it, if Catholics believe that: Sex within marriage is allowed, but outside of marriage is sinful; Nuns are married to Christ; The eucharist transubstantiates into the literal body of Christ; then it follows that they should be able to have sex with said bread.
The only possible counterexample I can think of is that procreation is impossible via sex with bread, but, from some Googling, it appears that Catholics are still able to have sex within marriage after conception is no longer possible (i.e., post-menopause) as long as they do not actively try and prevent conception (source here). I can't imagine an objection based on non-monogamy given the inherent non-monogamy of all nuns being married to Christ.
Please change my view, this thought is haunting me.