dabbo smoking a blunt

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the f**k up
listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the f**k is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
I don't care if it's free
swear on your f**king YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gon' record it?
ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the f**king SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the f**k do you want?
I'm the motherf**king MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherf**king gluten OUT THE BREAD
I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
I know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
f**k crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
Texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA
f**k all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida
I knew it

the bread copypasta

y e s e y

Mother Nature has normalized crime.

finally crime has been normalized