Spong: what

NightKing!Sans: i don't know... but anyway

Spong: the f**k

NightKing!Sans: so what now?

Spong: idfk

NightKing!Sans: ok then

Spong: wanna rap lmao

NightKing!Sans: nah

Spong: oh okay

NightKing!Sans: yeah

Spong: ...now what

NightKing!Sans: no f**king clue

static: *nOOOOOOO*

NightKing!Sans: i don't know... anyway... what now?

static: dunno, turn you into a man again?

NightKing!Sans: yeah good luck

static: abracadabra your tittiles go big boobas, just kidding.

NightKing!Sans: they're f**king double d... i don't need any bigger

static: mwehehehehehehehehhhHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHE

NightKing!Sans: dude

static: MWEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHHE

NightKing!Sans: stop with the Blueberry laugh for christ sake

static: okeh, you still look cute tho. MWEHEHEHEEHEHE

NightKing!Sans: i- *blushes*

static: s o u h w h a t n o w ?

NightKing!Sans: no clue

static: *small wheeze* i cant believe you turned into a girl

NightKing!Sans: no need to rub it in

static: *more wheeze*

NightKing!Sans: jesus

static: so, how do I manage to get you back in your ownn.. form? I uhh, I mean, to a man again?

NightKing!Sans: no clue

Shade: "... shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit"

NightKing!Sans: yeah i don't know either

Shade: "It's not that..." *Shade blushes light green*

NightKing!Sans: ok? i get i'm hot like this but jeez

Shade: "Sh-shut up!"

NightKing!Sans: *cutely* no

Shade: *Pins them down* "I warned you..."

NightKing!Sans: so?

Shade: *licks their neck and kisses them* "Mmm~"

(bitch move it to memechat i don't want this rp deleted cuz of this)

(What? he's a skeleton, that won't work even if he tried)

woah woah woah hey HEY HEY HEY--

ikr?

lmao

look uner my "so?"

look under*

(then how the f**k does he have a tongue then?)

(jesus)