Iconic cutscene i made up:
This is when you select week 6 in the full game.
[fades black]
[Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter GF's bedroom]
Girlfriend: Promise me, you're going to love this game!
[Shows the console, which has the words Funkstation (which is a pun on the real life playstation) on it]
Boyfriend: [Thinking] Gee, why does the game I'm in have a kids fandom?
Boyfriend: Anyway, let's get on with it!
[Girlfriend opens the case, shown as "Ultimate Dating Simulator", then takes the disc out]
Boyfriend: Oh god, a dating simulator?
Girlfriend: Yes!
[Girlfriend puts the disc in the console. She turns on the CRT TV]
[The startup logo appears, quite same then the original, except the naming. Suddenly, static appears]
Girlfriend: Wha--
[The TV is now pitch black. Words in binary code appear]
Game: 01010111 01001000 01011001 00100000 01000100 01001001 01000100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010000 01001100 01000001 01011001 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00111111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000111 01000001 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001000 01000001 01010101 01001110 01010100 01000101 01000100 00101110 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 00100111 01010100 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010011 01001111 01001110 01011001 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000011 01000001 01010101 01010011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010111 01000110 01001111 01010111 01001100 00101110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01010011 01010100 01010101 01010000 01001001 01000100 00100000 01000100 01000001 01000100 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010000 01000001 01011001 00100000 01000110 01001111 01010010 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00101110 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010111 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01010011 00100000 01001000 00100000 01000001 00100000 01001100 00100000 01001100 00100000 01010100 00100000 01000101 00100000 01001100 00100000 01000101 00100000 01010000 00100000 01001111 00100000 01010010 00100000 01010100 00100000 01011001 00100000 01000001 (Translates to WHY DID YOU PLAY THIS? THIS GAME IS HAUNTED. DON'T CALL SONY BECAUSE THEY ARE AWFOWL. YOUR STUPID DAD WILL PAY FOR THIS. NOW, I S H A L L T E L E P O R T Y A)
They get sucked in the game and the normal text cutscene begins