Who Would Buy These ?

What language is that?

Top one: English, French and Spanish
Bottom: German

I couldn't think of a caption :~)

Could you translate it?

Top one: The first lines are in English - Pimple popper - fill and pop again and again ! - with pus refill formula
Bottom : Poop alarm - press the pimple - for Mr Poop to spring out - That's a yes - With Toilet ¬

I use Google Translate and best guess for the above

Still weird things to buy ! :~)

You're gonna need a bigger carton ! :~)

yes, yes i will

but are you SURE this is dark humor

Yes ...... yes I am :~)

But how

3 years of posting :~)

I actually have the second one lol