LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Chris: aight

Shadow: oh ho
Master Chief: well shit

Host: Crud...

*You see a giant arena as soon as you get on the surface*

Shadow: oh boy
Master Chief: hm

???: 10...

Shadow: heh

9... 8... 7...

Master Chief: welp

6 5 4

both: 3 2 1

*All the other contestants rush towards the middle which is full of loot*

Shadow: heh *gets there first and grabs out his plasma sword and SMG*
Master Chief: nice *gets there second and does the same*

???: Welcome to the DBR!

Shadow: why are we here again?

Host: Abduction!

Shadow: ok then?
Master Chief: *sighs*

Host: You will fight or I will put extra points on ya head!

Shadow: unless you want a blood bath i suggest i don't fight

Host: FIGHT ONCE THE GAME STARTS!

Shadow: fine

*The platform that you were on raises up*

Master Chief: oh boy
Shadow: hm

Ryoko: *grabs daggers and sees Bill also in the royale* *POV* Ah fudge....

Bill: *looks at ryoko and glares at her*

*bunch of epic loot in Le middle*

Bill and Ryoko: *fight over the money*

???: Stop and put your hands up.

Ryoko and bill: ._.

???: Should have went for the middle... This rifle can kill anything and anyone...

Bill: You know i can't die right?

???: The odds are unfair so I will make them. *Makes bill a mortal with some powers*

*that means Bill would have to be in a human form*

Bill: WELL DANGIT!

Ryoko: well this is interesting…… ._.

Crimson: You were saying?

Bill: I hate this.

*Anyways come with me or your screw- *he stops for a second and a knife comes out of his chest*

Bill: Definitely saw that coming.

Ryoko: *grabs all the loot*

Bleed: Your lucky I'm here as well...

Bill: Well would you look at that! The Bloody Mary genderbend is here!

Bleed: Hey look! It's the God wanna be!

Bill: At least I don’t have to depend on a source like blood to use my powers!

Bleed: *grabs bill by the throat* Remember you are a mortal right now, and I will have definitely have the utmost pleasure of slitting your throat!

Ryoko: OKAY LETS NOT GET TOO HASTY HERE

Bleed: What? He literally kicked you off a cliff!

Bill: I only did that for a reason!

Ryoko: I have a more sinister way of punishment >:]

???: WELCOME! TO THE DEATH BATTLE ROYALE! *You are on a small platform underground*

Bill: Interesting..

Ryoko: WHy are you here!?

Bill: To make amends to what i've done!

Ryoko: We will see about that.....

???: LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! *The platform starts rising*

Bill: *gets ready to fire a laser at Ryoko*

*You don't have weapons yet*

*Bill does. he can shoot lasers out of his fingers :P*

???: 10 9 8...

Bill: *waiting*

Ryoko: ....

???: 7 6 5 4 3 2 1!

Bill: *fires laser at Ryoko*

Bleed: Just making sure... Now let's get some shelter... This is probably just Great Value version of the hunger games...

Ryoko: *laughing*

Bleed: Ok *let's him go*

Ryoko: Now to finally-

Bill: *quickly runs*

Ryoko: HEY!

Bleed: Should’ve slit his throat…

Ryoko: COME HERE YOU LITTLE DIPSTICK!

*A sword goes through his coat but not his body* Rebel: I CAUGHT A BILL :D!

Bill: YOU RUINED MY 100000 (insert multiverse currency) COAT! IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET!

Rebel: Relax... You can just buy another one!

Bill: Yeah! WITH YOUR HEAD!

Bleed: *puts sword up to neck*

Bill: It was a joke. -.-

(multimoney)