Jesus Christ

Don't bring him into this

This conversation is about cats

He’s the one that created cats

No

That was god

Jesus is a god
(Sorry I’m not Christian and have never read the Bible so I don’t know shit)

I'm gonna try my best to explain it. So sorry if it sounds super confusing

Genesis (the first chapter of the Old Testament of the Bible) details the first 7 days. In which God created the earth and life

Jesus didn't come until the New Testament which was about a couple hundred years old. So no Jesus didn't create cats.

Wot?

I tried

Completely unrelated to the conversation

YouTube keeps giving me ads the length of a documentary

And I'm afraid it'll stop giving me the option to skip the ad

THAT HAPPENED TO ME SO MUCH WHEN EVER I VISITED ANY STATE THAT EST AND I HAVE NO F**KING CLUE WHY-

yes they become unskippable if you skip them too much

Oh great

Soon I won't be able to skip an ad 45 minutes long

Lmaooo
Honestly it’s so annoying I had to use the ripoff youtube

Big oof

edgy mfs on there way to try and make a guilt trip and edgy joke:

" I can relate... except... it was a blade that cut me.. I'm sou depressed... 😭😧😤😩😝🤯😒😩😤😨😨😝😨😤🤬😒😩😢🤬💣👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙👙

LMFOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOOA

That happened to me once

The cat was sort of justified

I tried to pet him

Same

It obviously didn't want to be petted

I still tried to pet her anyway