Pls

You look like the polite cat meme

Begula

Yeah, that's his name. Thanks!

no no it's beluga

I know it's a joke, but his actual name is Ollie.

No that’s beluga look up beluga cat

That’s beluga

I'm not here to fight, but the image existed LONG before beluga took over. The cat's real name is Ollie.

Ok.

Look up Ollie The Polite Cat.

You look like a potato with hair

You look like that one Mcdonalds employee who says the ice-cream machine is broken

You look like humanoid shrek

Your face is so fat I can barely see those headphones from ancient times you're wearing that your mommy probably gave you and you've worn them ever since, that hair has not been in the shower for weeks, and that 'smile' there was thrown into a dumpster then put back on with failed plastic surgery

the tag is the only thing you said that wasn't bullshit.
You look like your dad beats you with belt just because you were born and you try to cope by eating, making you look like you both have depression and an eating disorder

You look like if you would lose all your limbs in a freak accident the only thing you would say is: “Aw derp”

You have so h=much hair that your barber needs to use a lawnmower to cut it.

Crabbe and Goyle from Harry Potter lookin ass.

I don't see anything in the background probably bc you ate the entire thanksgiving table

You.. Uh.. Yea I can't think of anything have a nice day 👍